Ouchhh..anasss

pada suatu petang di sebuah rumah(sewa) yang sempit kedengaran

"daddy....hehehee...anas ya ayer kincin acif"

" hehhh...apa nih...kenapa main air kenc*ng!"

"Anass yaaa"

"Akif!"

" uwaaaa....mummy daddy babab(read: marah)"

Maka si mummy pun bergegas ke bilik air..
"kenapa..kenapa..what happened?"

"Ada ka patut dia main air kenc*ng!"

"Mummy ayer kincin acif anasss"

"Jadi dah tahulah ya panas?sebab badan kita kat dalam bebaskan haba..."

"Haba?"

"Yaaa.."

"Anti acif besyar mummy ajar yee"

"ohh...nak belajar bila besar ya..."

Angguk....

"Dah dah....cuci cepat keluar...next time tak perlu 'rasa' lagi yaaa..."

"kenape?"

"kotor..."

"uweekkk uweekk..syabun syabun..."

sejak kanak-kanak ini 'potty trainning' dia banyak 'explore' tentang perkara-perkara bersangkutan dengan potty......
Ada juga perkara-perkara yang buat mummy pening lalat nak menjawap....

Anak
Anugerah terindah bagi setiap ibu dan bapa.

When you were born into this world
Your mom and dad saw a dream fulfilled
Dream come true, the answer to their prayers

You were to them a special child
Gave 'em joy every time you smiled
Each time you cried, they're at your side to care

Child, you don't know, you'll never know how far they'd go
To give you all their love can give
To see you through and God it's true
They'd die for you, if they must, to see you here

How many seasons came and went
So many years have now been spent
For time ran fast and now at last you're strong

Now what has gotten over you
You seem to hate your parents too
Do speak out your mind, why do you find them wrong

Child you don't know, you'll never know how far they'd go
To give you all their love can give
To see you through and God it's true
They'd die for you, if they must, to see you near

And now your path has gone astray
Child you ain't sure what to do or say
You're so alone, no friends are on your side

And child you now break down in tears
Let them drive away your fears
Where must you go, their arms stay open wide

Child you don't know, you'll never know how far they'd go
To give you all their love can give
To see you through and God it's true
They'd die for you, if they must, to see you here

Child you don't know, you'll never know how far they'd go
To give you all their love can give
To see you through and God it's true
They'd die for you, if they must, to see you here

by Freddie Aguilar

Nung isilang ka sa mundong ito
Laking tuwa ng magulang mo
At ang kamay nila
Ang iyong ilaw

At ang nanay at tatay mo'y
Di malaman ang gagawin
Minamasdan
Pati pagtulog mo

At sa gabi'y napupuyat ang iyong nanay
Sa pagtimpla ng gatas mo
At sa umaga nama'y kalong ka ng iyong
Amang tuwang-tuwa sa yo'

Ngayon nga ay malaki ka na
Nais mo'y maging Malaya
Di man sila payag
Walang magagawa

Ikaw nga ay biglang nagbago
Nagging matigas ang iyong ulo
At ang payo nila'y
Sinuway mo

Di mo man lang inisip na ang kanilang ginagawa'y para sa yo
Pagka't ang nais mo'y masunod
Ang layaw mo dimo sila pinapansin

Nagdaan pa ang mga araw
At ang landas mo'y maligaw
Ikaw ay nalulong
Sa masama bisyo

At ang una mong nilapitan
Ang iyong inang lumuluha
At ang tanong nila ANAK
Ba't ka nagkaganyan?

At ang iyong mata'y biglang lumuha
Ng di mo napapasin
Pagsisisi at sa isip mo't nalaman
Mong ika'y nagkamali

(betui ke idak ntah la lyric tangalog nih!)